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Hi, Mrs. X, I told Andrew I would send you a note this morning about his GRIEVOUS INJURY. We went to La Plage beach yesterday and Andrew apparently cut his big toe a little bit and now claims that it is extremely painful and that he cannot possibly go to school. It is a TERRIBLE GRIEVOUS INJURY but I told him that he will be fine and that exercise is the best way of making sure his foot is not going to atrophy in his time of woe. 
Anyway, in lieu of a doctor's note, please be aware that Andrew has a GRIEVOUS INJURY on his big toe, and chances are extremely good that he will forget all about it the minute he walks through the school gates (especially as I'm pretty sure he's going to bike to school anyway) but will possibly remember if there is gym today, depending on what the gym activity is and how much Andrew wants to participate.
Thank you!
p.s. I really, really hope Andrew's 2nd grade teacher has as good a sense of humor as you do.  


Her response, in its entirety:

<i>Oh my goodness that is the funniest email I have had in awhile!!! </i>

Mission accomplished.


Date: 2017-05-21 01:19 pm (UTC)
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That is exactly the type of note my mother would write to teachers when my siblings and I were growing up. I think Andrew's teacher has a better sense of humor than my teachers did.

So, has Andrew survived going to school with his GREVIOUS INJURY?

Date: 2017-05-21 02:46 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2017-05-21 04:27 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2017-05-23 07:02 pm (UTC)
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I love it! :D

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