azriona: (cat in a box)
Earlier this evening:

Andrew: Momma, I want this (light-up truck that makes lots of obnoxious sounds) in my bedroom tonight.
Me: Well, I want Benedict Cumberbatch in my bedroom, but that’s not happening either.

Fast forward about an hour:

So the baby’s asleep for the night, and Bill’s getting Andrew into his PJs.  This is usually when I gather my things and head to my laptop for some goofing off online while I pretend to work.

For some reason, the door to the office space with my laptop was closed, but I figured Andrew had just closed it and hadn’t really stressed about it.  So I opened the door, turned on the light, and proceeded to have a heart attack.

Here's why.... )

two things

Sep. 12th, 2015 07:20 am
azriona: (cat in a box)
1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] ladyprydian.

2. The first chapter of Fornicatio Autem is up. (aka, the Medieval Omegaverse)

Fornicatio Autem (7295 words) by azriona
Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes' Father, John Watson's Mother, John Watson's Father, Harry Watson, Original Holmes Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Original Watson Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Sebastian Moran, James Moriarty, Molly Hooper, Mrs. Hudson
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Alpha John, Omega Sherlock, Alpha Moriarty, Alternate Universe - Medieval, Dubious Consent, Mating Cycles/In Heat, jus primae noctis, Arranged Marriage, Bonding, the dub-con is between Sherlock and Moriarty, and won't happen until later in the story but i want to warn everyone now
Summary:

England, the 13th century.  John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been betrothed since they were children, despite not knowing each other at all.  But Earl Moriarty has long desired Sherlock Holmes – and only one man can stand in the Earl’s way.  The question is – will he?

azriona: (Mr Morton)
Title: Flash Forward Flash Back
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Relationship: Sherlock/Lestrade
Warnings: mention of drug abuse
Rating: PG13

Summary: Past events have a way of sticking with you, years after the fact.

A/N: This is a remix of [livejournal.com profile] tazlet’s His Back Pages, written for the [livejournal.com profile] sherlock_remix LJ community.  I was too late finishing it to post it on their community page (ah well) but like it too much not to share.  The original fic was set in Elementary, with Sherlock/Gregson – the rules allowed us to switch Sherlock Holmes ‘verses, and so I decided to see what would happen if a similar background relationship was given to Sherlock and Lestrade.

Beta’ed by [livejournal.com profile] ladyprydian and [livejournal.com profile] earlgreytea68, and sadly not Brit-picked by anyone, so feel free to ping me on that stuff.
azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: What’s in a Name
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock/John, OFCs
Warnings: Omegaverse
Rating: PG

Summary: “Bartholomew” is an awfully large name for such a little tyke.

A/N: A one-shot in the Heart ‘Verse, but could be read well enough on its own.  I wrote this last year, while trying to think of what they’d call Bartholomew, when I had this conversation with myself in my head.  And then I laughed myself silly, and wrote this.  With love and respect to EGT, for obvious reasons.

I also thought today would be a very good day to post it, for several reasons.
azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: What I Forgot To Tell You
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Relationship/Characters: John/Sherlock, John/OFC, Sherlock/Victor, Mummy Holmes, John’s Mum
Warnings: None
Rating: R

Summary: On average, a person will have ten soulmates throughout their lifetime.

But that’s the funny thing about averages.  There’s always those for whom they don’t apply.



A/N: I wanted to write something quick and simple – mostly to prove that I could, I’ve had bad luck with trying to write short things lately.  So I went trolling on the Kink Meme and found a sweet little soulmate prompt.  And wouldn’t you know, I kept it under 10K.  Yay me!

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ladyprydian and [livejournal.com profile] mildred_bobbin for the beta.  They both made this much better.  Ladyprydian might be forgiven for the Medieval Omegaverse.  Might.  It's debatable.
azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: The Holly Bears a Prickle
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Mummy & Daddy Holmes, Mycroft, Sherlock
Warnings: None
Rating: PG

Summary: Christmas morning brings all sorts of joy.  Family isn’t always one of them.

A/N: The last of the Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s fic is a bit of a treat: the final three prompts all shoved together, because they actually worked really well with each other.  The prompts were The Holly and the Ivy (which I’ve quoted for the title), Christmas musings through the eyes of Daddy Holmes on living with three geniuses, and an unfortunate cheese platter.  They were left (in order) by [livejournal.com profile] cousin_sue, [livejournal.com profile] shadowturquoise, and [livejournal.com profile] tiltedsyllogism.

I listened to about half a dozen versions of The Holly and the Ivy, all sung by boys choirs, before I landed on a couple that do not resemble dirges.  (To me, anyway; I’m sorry if you’re a fan of the song.)  The Mormon Tabernacle Choir does a fairly cheerful version, but if you want something really fun, try the Torero Band Tijuana Christmas version, you won’t regret it.

Merry Christmas!

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azriona: (Mr Morton)
Title: Crossover
Fandom: Sherlock/HP/DW
Characters: Donna Noble, Mycroft Holmes, various Weasleys
Warning: Weird.  So, so weird.
Rating: G

Summary: Donna has been investigating the odd while looking for the Doctor, so of course she notices the announcement in the paper.

A/N: The twenty-fourth installment of the Advent Calendar Drabbles.  This fic is titled with the prompt, which was given to me anonymously.  My husband had the idea of putting Sherlock Holmes, Hermione Granger, and the Doctor on Final Jeopardy (and even came up with a really awesome answer for it) but alas, I wrote this instead.


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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Home for Christmas
Fandom: Sherlock BBC (Mise)
Relationship/Characters: John/Sherlock, Harry, Mrs Hudson, Mycroft, etc
Warning: None
Rating: PG13

Summary: It’s Harry’s idea, to go back to the Baker Street house in Upper Brickley for Christmas.

A/N: This is the 23rd installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  It’s titled with the prompt, which was given by [livejournal.com profile] hedgehognotter, who gets bonus Mise ‘Verse – mostly because I realized it was the only ‘verse which I hadn’t actually expanded this month.  (And then everyone on Tumblr confirmed they wanted more, which I did sort of know already.)

I don’t normally get my Advent Calendar Drabbles betaed – but I don’t normally write them to be 15K long, either.  Thanks to earlgreytea68 and ladyprydian for taking a look to make sure I stayed on target, and to persiflager for the Brit-pick.  They worked like super-quick bunnies and any remaining mistakes are not their fault.


INCLUDES LINK TO A RECIPE AT THE END.


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Fic: Drunk

Dec. 22nd, 2014 07:31 am
azriona: (cat in a box)
Title: Drunk
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Lestrade, and spoilers!
Warning: Spoilers!
Rating: R

Summary: Lestrade is drunk, and comes home to bed.  Lucky for him, it isn’t empty.

A/N: The twenty-second installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s fic is titled with the prompt, which is from [livejournal.com profile] kestrel337.  The full prompt was “drunk caroling”, but I sort of forgot that second part.

The exact pairing as well as a brief warning would be spoilers for the ending.  It’s nothing really scary, and I don’t think it’s one of the more common triggers (I promise it’s not non/dub-con or incest or watersports and no one dies in the course of the story), but if you don’t mind be spoiled and desperately want to know please see the End Notes.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Red Ribbons
Fandom: Sherlock BBC and Harry Potter
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Hermione Granger
Warning: none
Rating: PG

Summary: Hermione is coming home for Christmas from her first year at Hogwarts.  Sherlock is determined to get her something special.

A/N: The twenty-first installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles – and a continuation of a drabble from last year.  Sometimes I update series when it’s not the holidays, honestly.  Today’s fic is titled with the prompt.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] time_converges, who will hopefully not mind the unexpected crossover.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: A Spirit of Harmony
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock, John, Mrs Hudson
Warning: None
Rating: PG

Summary: Every year, Sherlock, John, and Mrs Hudson watch the Eurovision contest together.

A/N: The twentieth installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Most fics are titled with the prompt; today’s is not.  The prompt is actually the summary, minus a word or two, which makes for a long title.  Either way, it was given by involuntaryorange.  It should be noted that I’ve never actually seen Eurovision, except in YouTube clips, so I had to do research, primary by watching this video of all the winners ever, which is actually a really neat way of watching the progression of song styles through the years.  (Plus, ABBA’s original costumes are hysterically awful.)

I also want to note that this fic ended up being 221 words exactly on the first try, which never happens to me.  Ever.  And therefore I’m not editing a word of it.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Silver Bells
Fandom: Sherlock BBC, mostly
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Warning: None
Rating: PG

Summary: Sherlock is wearing tiny silver bells.  No particular reason.  I swear.

A/N: The nineteenth installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.   Most prompts are titled with the prompt.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] earlgreytea68, who gave me the most awesome silver platter ever.  The goal of this fic is to make her laugh for five minutes straight.  If she does, I win.


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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Holiday Decorations
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: John, Sherlock, Molly
Warning: None
Rating: G

Summary: Someone’s decorated the morgue for Christmas.

A/N: The seventeenth installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s 221B is titled with the prompt, which was given by cnsltngsmrtars, who also requested Johnlock.  You’re welcome to read that in if you like, but it’s not intended.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Masturbation
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Relationship: Mycroft/Greg
Warnings: None
Rating: PG13

Summary: Greg catches Mycroft in a compromising position.

A/N: The sixteenth installment of the Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s fic is titled with the prompt, which is from [livejournal.com profile] indybaggins, who will hopefully forgive me for not actually including masturbation. 

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: The Fan
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, A Fan
Warning: None
Rating: R for suggestiveness

Summary: Sherlock Holmes meets a fan.

A/N: The fifteenth installment of the Advent Calendar Drabbles, and another 221b.  Most fics are titled with the prompt.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] engelkate (kassna on Tumblr) who requested fans and cosplay.  I am sure this is exactly what she meant.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Why He Wasn’t There
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Relationship: Mycroft/Greg
Warning: None
Rating: PG

Summary: A man and a woman exchange vows – and someone watches from the side.

A/N: The fourteenth installment of the Advent Calendar Drabbles.  All fics are titled with the prompt.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] wendymr, who requested that Greg go to Mycroft to find out why he wasn’t at the wedding.  She also requested “Mystrade, but not established relationship”.  Well.  I sort of got that part right.  (It occurred to me after that I could have gone in a TOTALLY different [Johncroft] direction with this, which would have been hysterical, but ah well, opportunities lost.)

The song being played is Clair de Lune by Claude Debussy.  And yes, I was listening on repeat as I wrote.  The story may or may not match up to the music, depending on how quickly you read.

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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Snowstorm Switcharoo
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock, John
Warning: See summary
Rating: PG                     

Summary: There is snow in London.  Unfortunately, there is also an orchestra, or at least some background music.  You may never sing Jingle Bells properly again.  I’m sorry.

A/N: The twelfth installment of the Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s fic is titled with a shortened version of the prompt, given by auntiesuze, who requested a switch-up of the typical snowed-in scenario.  Basically, she did not want John and Sherlock snowed in together.  So I wrote something else instead.  I’m sorry.  I’m so sorry.

The tune is the classic Jingle Bells.  If you’d like to sing along to music, here’s a handy-dandy link for you.



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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: The Chimney
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock, Mycroft
Warning: None
Rating: PG

Summary: Five-year-old Sherlock Holmes hasn’t figure out deductions yet.  He does, however, know how to run an experiment.

A/N: This is the eleventh installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] drinkingcocoa, who requested five-year-old Sherlock.

It should be noted that this story was written concurrently with yesterday’s story, though you don’t need to have read yesterday’s story to enjoy it.  If you did, though – here’s the story of Sherlock and the chimney.


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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: Comfort and Joy
Fandom: Sherlock BBC (Power Play ‘Verse)
Relationship/Characters: Mycroft/Lestrade, OMCs
Warning: None
Rating: PG

Summary: Greg Lestrade’s youngest nephew has questions.  Apparently, only Mycroft has the answers.

A/N: The tenth installment of this year’s Advent Calendar Drabbles.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] velma68, who requested “comfort and joy with Mystrade”, and only got the pairing, as this fic has nothing to do with comfort and/or joy.  (Well, maybe it is, from a certain point of view.)


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azriona: (Sherlock Blue Profiles)
Title: How to Bake
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Relationships: Sherlock/John/Mary
Warnings: OT3
Rating: R

Summary: How Mary learned to bake bread.  (Or, a lesson in euphemisms.)

A/N: This is the ninth installment of the 2014 Advent Calendar Drabbles, and the first that deserves higher than a PG rating.  Yay, me!  Drabbles are usually titled with the prompt, but not today.  Today’s prompt is from [livejournal.com profile] sadbhyl, who requested Johnlockary with BAMF, unapologetic, and cooking.  I did the first, modified the last, and ignored the middle two.

Credit where credit is due: I could not have written this without the line “Discovery takes experimentation” from Agents of Shield Episode 2:08, which I was watching while I was brainstorming this story.  And it occurred to me that the line can also be applied to new relationships, which let’s face it, is a way more cheerful way of utilizing it.


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